I was positive they'd sent me an e-mail saying this blog was going to die if I didn't do something or other that I was far to lazy to do then the blog would spontaneously combust. Or something like that, I'm not entirely sure, I wasn't paying much attention.

Anyway, turns out I am still here, I'm not actually dead. I'd love to tell you all the exciting changes in my world since I last blogged, however, I'm sat here tapping away on the laptop, with the cricket on the radio, and very shortly I'm about to go eat cake. Somethings never change.

Oh, something did happen, with work, I now do less skivvying around for other people and am actually allowed to design things. I even have someone at my beck and call to fix things that go wrong. Admittedly they're based a million* miles away, but still, it's handy to be able to give problems to someone else to sort out now.

Now I know I still have a blog here I will try to actually update it again. So any big news around these climes?

* India. It's not quite a million miles away, but it may as well be, because the people we employ are too far away to make the drinks and bring me cake.  (p.s It wasn't my decision to out source abroad! I disagree! Don't blame me! Blame global economics!)